Very educational. Uses all the letters of the alphabet … and some punctuation too!
- Schoolteachers Weekly.
Best book I ever read. Why do you never write to me?
- Author's Mum.
Wonderful book. Makes great toilet paper and if you cut it up really small you can roll fags with it.
- Recyclers Monthly.
Exciting new talent. Please buy this book.
- The Publisher.
Perfect bedside table book. One of the legs is too short and it wobbles. This is just the right size.
- Handyman Gazette.
Why do you never write to your Mum?
- Author's Auntie.
This guy's a nutter!
- Sigmund Freud.
Four letters … rhymes with TRAP!
- Crossword Monthly.